The BoneBlog

1. Laurel is not your granddaughter. Your post to a public conservative forum to the contrary is incorrect. Even worse, when someone referred to Laurel as your ‘progeny,’ you did not correct them because you enjoy so much the glory from riding her coattails. 2.  In what world do you find it acceptable...

Notice to Terri. →

Newscaster: “A Cardinals fan fell 20 feet today at Busch Stadium, landing on another fan. Find out what onlookers say could be the reason.”

Greg: “Gravity.”

Michelle: “Beer.”

Greg: “Gravity and beer.”

Each week, Laurel has to take her spelling words and make sentences of them. From this week’s spelling sentences:

“12. felony-The felony of murder is punishable by government-sanctioned murder.”

I’m not the greatest housekeeper in the world, but I make my bed every day (almost) and I try to keep the kitchen reasonably decent. I vacuum the floors whenever the dog fur threatens to compile itself into something living and strangle us in our sleep – which is at least three times per week. But for...

Lest I Forget. →

Yes, I’m late to this game because we have a new machine now and I didn’t have it set up for posting on the blog JUST THE WAY I WANT IT, and so I just refused to do it. Because that’s how I roll. At some point, however, Greg fixed it for me, so now I’m all out of excuses. That’s okay, because really...

Easter, a Few Days Removed. →

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Planning. →

Entertainment : Install an underground dog fence. Routinely release the dog whenever someone walks by just to see them shrink away when the dog charges them. Cackle in delight. Spring Yard Work : Ignore everything in the fall. Let the beds lie fallow until spring. One morning, work yourself into a frenzy...

How to Run the BoneBlog Household, Part One. →