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Ethan is afflicted with pinkeye.

He's also taken to unzipping his pajamas just enough to pay homage to The King.

They ('they' being the doctor's office) tell me that I am to apply a warm compress to Ethan's eye for five minutes prior to administering eye drops.  Yeah.  Right.  Anybody who thinks it possible to hold a rambunctious toddler still for five minutes is clearly slobber-on-themselves deranged.

Have you taught him how to curl his lip and say "Thank you, thank you very much!"