My Not-so-Secret Admirer.

Laurel and I attended a gifted ed skate night at our local roller rink Tuesday evening.  I'm such a cool mom that I typically rent skates and get out there, too.  I figure if I'm going to break my neck, I might as well have fun doing it.  I'm not a confident skater.  Growing up on a gravel road doesn't really lend itself to learning to skate.

While the more proficient skaters were doing the hokey pokey, I took a break.  I was sitting on some benches when a little boy with an ice cream cone came skating up and sat next to me.  He was about 6 years old, with sunny blond hair and big old brown eyes.  He struck up a fun conversation with me, which went something like this:

Boy:  "I love speed skating." (speed skating was next in the lineup)

Me:  "Really?  I'm not much of a skater, I'm afraid."

Boy:  "I could probably go pro."

Me:  "How wonderful!  Are you planning to be a professional skater when you grow up?"

Boy:  "No.  I'm going to be a race car driver.  I'll win a million bucks.  All I have to do is win Talladega."

Me:  "Gonna trade in your skates for some bigger wheels, huh?"

Boy (laughing):  "You're funny."

lull in conversation

Boy (derisively):  "My brother, he wants to be an engineer." (shaking head)

Me:  "Yeah?  How old is your brother?"

Boy (clearly disgusted):  "Twelve."

We chit-chatted a little more, then he took off.  Shortly thereafter, I took the floor myself, skated around a few times, then skated into the wall to stop paused at the edge of the floor to speak with the gifted ed art teacher.  I was visiting with her when the little boy skated up to us again.

Boy:  "I forgot to ask your name."

Me (laughing):  "Well, my name is Michelle.  What's yours?"

Boy:  "Kyle."

Me:  "Very nice to meet you, Kyle."

Teacher (snickering):  "Careful, I think he's going to ask you to couples-skate."

Alas, he didn't ask me to couples-skate.  He probably figured I wasn't good enough on my wheels to roll with him.  After all, he's good enough to go pro.  It's just as well.  I hate racing.

 

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Alright, next time we go walking, we're going to substitute rollerblades for sneakers, and we'll put helmets on the boys.  I can't have you missing out on a skate-date! (sorry Greg)

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