She's Punny That Way.
Me: "Laurel, go clean your room."
Laurel: [doing everything but what I told her to do]
Me: "Laurel. Go. Clean your room. Now."
Laurel: [moves toward the laundry room]
Me: "Where are you going? I told you to go clean your room."
Laurel: "There's a fly buzzing around, and I'm getting the fly swatter to kill it."
Me: [exasperated] "Don't worry about the stupid fly, okay? I'll get the fly. No sweat."
Laurel: "Don't-cha mean 'No swat?' hahahahahahahahaha!"
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