How to Become the Substitute Teacher's Pet.
Boy, stumped by his assignment: 'Mizz B, are you any good at this stuff?' (stoichiometry for high school chemistry)
Me: 'Well, it's been some time since I had chemistry. It would have been back in college. But I was pretty good at it, so I could probably pick it back up if you give me a few minutes to review the chapter.'
Boy: 'So it was like what, 5 years ago the last time you did it?'
Me: 'HAHA! Uh, no, but that's very flattering. No, it was my freshman year of college when I took College Chemistry, and that would have been, let's see...yeesh. 14 years ago.'
Boy: 'Nuh-uh, no way. You're lying.'
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