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Last night our microwave shot craps.

Today I bought a new microwave.

Greg is installing it.

He hung a template:

He does not speak Spanish.

This should be interesting.

Me gusta cocinar en la microwave mucho. Yo puedo audarte pero yo tengo mucho trabajo a la oficina. Que mala suerte!

I was going to say "next time we need someone who can speak 'Mexican' I'll call you" but figured someone would take offense because they wouldn't be able to hear the way I'm saying it. So I won't say it.