Pachyderm Prejudice.

The scene:  Sunday morning. The whole family is at the grocery store. It's a small grocery, where we are, and Ethan is riding in the cart, Greg's pushing, I'm walking ahead, Laurel is doing whatever Laurel does at times like these...

...when suddenly, without provocation, Ethan breaks the relative quiet in a big way:

 

"FUCKIN' ELEPHANTS!!!!!"

 

(blink)

 

On Sunday morning. In the grocery store.

Well, I guess at least the church people were still in church.

Comments

Perhaps you should shop where there are fewer elephants!

I suppose. But then where would I find elephant ears?

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