The BoneBlog

Vinnie is so screwed.

He had his vet visit today and gained a whopping 11 pounds since last year's visit.  He was supposed to gain nothing.  We knew he was getting fat, and we blame it on this:

Ethan feeds Vinnie.  All the time.  So much that Vinnie hovers around Ethan's seat at the table. We have repeatedly admonished Ethan, to no avail -- the kid just thinks it's hilarious.

So.

Now Vinnie is 11 pounds overweight.  He has to go on a diet.  "He doesn't need more exercise," said the doc.  "He just needs to eat less."

Vinnie is going to be restricted to 1.5 cups of food per day.  That's 3/4 cup in the morning and 3/4 cup at night.

He is so screwed.  He may need a support group.

Perhaps I could get Annie to join his support group. She needs to!

You could get him liposuction, as advertised on Ethan's TV. ;)